I’ve received the unique blogger award from Shadowcat99 and I’m very grateful! Thank you very much! I told Shadow cat that I received this award before but I was just confused with the lovely blog award so let’s answer the questions!
The Rules (copy pasted)
- Display Award
- Thank the person who nominated you, and post a link to their blog on your blog. Try to include a little promotion for the person who nominated you.
- Answer questions they’ve written for you.
- In the spirit of sharing love and solidarity with our blogging family, nominate 8-13 bloggers and asks them 3 questions.
(Also by the end of this first question you will feel like the featured image, I just want to warn you)
- If you could strike anything from existence; person, place or thing what would it be?
I’m going to keep it light here and say that I would wipe out the negative opinions towards Tim Vine’s one liners because their great. Basically the thought that any of the following jokes aren’t a work of genius, I will now recount my favourite Tim Vine jokes from memory.
“I’ve just been on a once in a lifetime holiday! I’ll tell you what never again.”
“I decided to sell my hoover; well it was just collecting dust.”
“I went to the butchers and said “I bet you £10 you can’t reach those two pieces of meat up there” he said “I’m afraid I can’t the steaks are too high.”
“When I was younger I used to walk the plank. Our family couldn’t afford a dog.”
“Velcro: what a rip off”
“I have a car that runs on ferret. It broke down because I accidently put in weasel.”
“My friend said he was going to dress up as a small island off the coast of Italy. I said “Don’t be Sicily”
“Somebody came up to me and said “I’m looking for another word for stich.” I said “Is that sew”
“I recently went to the binoculars shop; I tell you what they saw me coming!”
“I was playing football on an aeroplane, and I was running up the wing…”
“I recently went to prison and a guy said “WATCH OUT FOR ONE EYED RICK” “Why is he dangerous?” “NO HE KEEPS BUMPING INTO PEOPLE!”
“The advantage of easy origami to twofold”
“Exit signs: They’re on the way out.”
“I got a DVD with a menu for deleted scenes. I went to look and there was nothing there.”
“I’m totally death, never thought I’d hear myself say that!”
“I called the local swimming baths and said “Hello is this the local swimming baths.” “It depends where you’re calling from.”
“I’ve got a stack of chimneys to give out, the first on is on the house!”
And there you go, I just find his humour hilarious and far better than the typical dad joke you’ll find out there. If you think the jokes sucked I recommend you look him up on YouTube since his delivery is great and his charisma sells the jokes so much better.
- What is the funniest New Year’s resolution you’ve ever heard?
It’s rare to hear a new year’s resolution that makes me laugh so this is going to be difficult. I think someone once told me that they wanted to start an anime blog for New Year’s. What an idiot right!
- Who was your biggest hero whilst growing up?
To be honest it was probably a YouTube channel called Smosh who did comedy skits for children. It inspired me to set up my own YouTube channel doing live action skits in a similar nature to their style of comedy. Not very many people liked them though. I used to make a video at least every other week and it taught me editing skills and made me think about how other TV shows I watched were put together.
A funny series that I made was a star wars parody where I walked around with a tiny Yoda toy trying to kill the evil lord who could travel through time. The idea for this series was really funny and very stupid in my opinion but the execution was… well I was quite young and nobody but me seemed to understand it. It was probably because I played every single part and they got confused between the characters!
Thank you very much for the questions!
Now it’s time for the nominations and 8-13! That’s so many! I don’t know that many people and I stay very much to myself in this community, I’m just going to nominate all the people I’m following and any other people who comment on this series, just say thank you for the nomination and I’ll add you, it will look like you were there all along! A lot of you would have already done this award so you don’t have to answer it if you’ve already done it!
- Exploring The World of Anime and Manga
- The Spooky Red Head
- Rusty Spoons
- The Heresy Archive
- Dead Arcade
- Shokamoka’s Blog of Wonders
- NanoDesu Light Novel Translations
- Flex Mentallo
Here are my questions if any of you want too!
- What’s your favourite Joke?
- What other creative projects have you perused/ thought about pursuing outside of blogging?
- What is the most embarrassing / cringey thing you’ve ever done? Or to phrase it nicer, what exceptionally unique part of your personality has had the most negative consequences on your mood and made others think of you as a less cool person?